Patriotard

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.

Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?

by Mike February 25, 2005

bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.

Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?

by Mike January 06, 2005

happies

A positive way of saying herpes

Hey guys guess what, Ive got the happies!

by Mike August 23, 2003

HLA

a an agle that almos cost WWE's deal with TNN(SPIKE tv) in September 2002

HLA!, HLA!, HLA!, HLA!

Gotta love some HLA, Hot Lesbian Action!

by Mike February 17, 2004

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 17, 2006

doop

to foul up somebodys plans. (world domination, etc.)

Damn you! You dooped up my plans for being the finest Mac in all the world. Now how am I going to get laid?

by mike October 14, 2003

snipe

1. to shoot something with great accuracy
2. to score a difficult point in a game/sport

1. When I was playing SOCOM, I sniped him from 500 yards away.
2. At our lacrosse game,I sniped that goal in the top shelf with 2 defenders on me.

by mike March 19, 2004