Chatty McChatterson

A mock name given to a person who continually talks when no one wants to hear it.

Hey Chatty McChatterson, shut your trap!

by Mike March 02, 2005

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

by Mike December 28, 2005

Steel Pipes

An aggresive, irratible and unkind indivual.

A real son of a bitch. (see asshole)

1.Steel Pipes made out with Dan's girlfiriend right in front of Dan.

2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.

by Mike April 15, 2004

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 06, 2004

Marissa Horsey

Hott!!! very cool to talk to on the internet! does not like russel the way i want her too!!

"look ris, its russel"

by Mike April 20, 2005