MIKE's definitions

Southington

this is were all hte wiggers come to play and try to act black so if your traveling dont come into southington the white people there are all on drugs

erik martin is a wigger

by mike December 17, 2003

Hot Topic

A company that I own stock in and made tons of money off because the stock has split several times since I bought it. I'd like to thank all the 16 year olds who shop there. When I take my next vacation, and I'm reclining in the first class cabin, I'll propose a toast just for you.

Look, Hot Topic's stock split again. Let's sell some of it and go someplace exotic!

by Mike February 29, 2004

Restructure

Corporate speak for fire or make redundant.

Today Paul was restructured

by Mike March 19, 2005

Death_Slammer

Fag that likes to smoke cock on a daily basis

Wow, that guy is sucking off a cow like a real Death_Slammer

by Mike December 1, 2003

darksyda

n00blicous player

n00blicous renegade guy

by Mike March 28, 2004

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

TDK

TDK, an acronym of "Typical Dick Kev." Used as a noun.

Sigh.... well that was a TDK.

by mike April 12, 2005