MIKE's definitions

bukkake warrior

A woman (or man?) who is the frequent receiptiant of several males ejaculations at one time

Paris Hilton is a Bukkake Warrior

by mike April 11, 2005

sho

S uprises H ondas O ften

kinda sad thou......a ford with a jap 6 cyl. under the hood (yamaha)

by Mike January 12, 2004

mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

by mike December 23, 2004

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

mungle

same as to "mung" someone except to the male species. The process of digging up a dead man from a graveyard, having 1 guy jump on top of his stomach, and 1 guy with his mouth to the dead mans testicles until all the dead semen explode from his testicles

I mungled your grandpa last night

by mike October 15, 2003

Killing Kittens

Every time you Masturbating - god kills a kitten

Jean? yeah! Jean the kitten killing machine!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025