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A crossover between n00b and nerd, a nerb is like a nerd-in-training.
Friend: Dude, that kid applied to CalTech, RPI, Cornell and MIT!
Other friend: What a nerb.
by Sid Barrett February 28, 2008
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This is a characteristic often found in people who generally lack motivation and smoke copious amounts of marijuana. Nerb behavior is often defined as lazy, slow, and a lack of emotion.
Matt was such a nerb today, all he did was smoke and fall asleep on the couch while everyone else went out to the bar.
by Karl mayor of creep street March 06, 2010
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How am I supposed to go onstage with this raging nerb?
Dan, will go pick up my quiz from Mrs. Miller? Look at the size of this nerb.

Honey, you always get on my nerbs.
by Capt. Chet February 02, 2013
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The kind of nerd who gets excited about obscure grammatical questions and discusses them ad nauseum. Etymology: a play on "noun" and "verb".
Can you believe those nerbs? They actually spent ten minutes this morning discussing the correct pronunciation of "plebian". I hate people like that.
by maskedwoman February 13, 2014
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Commonly used to title one without a 'life'. Applies to those who project themselves as intellectuals/sivantes on the internet.
GTFO MY INTERNETS!
Jkea, you are such a nerb.
by Tom Krusi and Galvin Medrano August 18, 2006
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