MIKE's definitions

Chillsdale

Name that some students have jokingly given Hillsdale College in Hillsdale, Michigan.

There's nothin to do at Hillsdale but chill all day.

by Mike March 11, 2005

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Meow

Common reference to Asian people commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

Wow kid....your driving like a real Meow

by Mike February 11, 2005

phattyballz

Mike Horn

Person #1: Did you see phattyballz today?
Person #2: Nah I'm gonna see him later tonight

by Mike January 27, 2004

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

uncky

something so ghetto fabulous crazy crunk fo shizzle that u need to run that shit all over your mama....so damn jaggy

No, seriously dude, my jag said hes uncky......

or

DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!

by Mike November 28, 2004