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Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey
by mike July 14, 2003
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Woodham

A beutiful specimen, mastered in the art of guitar and video games. aka God
Your such a Woodham
by mike March 13, 2003
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gravdizzle

A "gravdizzle" is a large gravity bong. The bong is made from a gallon sized gatorade bottle and a small trash can. Here's how its done:
1) cut the bottom of a gallon sized gatorade bottle out.
2) cut a hole in the gatorade cap, and slide in a regular hitter peice from a bong.
3) slide a small tube into the bottom of the hitter peice, about an inch from the bottom of the bottle.
4) fill a small trash can with water
5) without the cap, place the bottle in the water
6) fill up the bowl, and screw the cap on the bottle (gently)
7) light the bowl, pull up on the bottle so it fills with smoke, take the cap off and with your mouth over the top, slam it down while inhaling.
"yo lets slam the gravdizzle"
"CHuuuCH"

"yo that 20 oz. aint no gravdizzle"
by mike June 1, 2004
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The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.
Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.
by Mike October 14, 2004
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latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show
Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.
by Mike December 22, 2004
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Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.
Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.
by Mike November 27, 2003
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done up

She was all done up to go out with me.
by Mike September 2, 2003
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