elephant's instep

The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."

"Jolly good!"

"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"

"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"

by Mike October 29, 2006

pigholio

To act disorderly and inappropriately excited about completely lame events or objects. This is the way one acts who is rarely exposed to outside events.

Man, that girl is totally going pigholio. Stay away from her.

by Mike October 02, 2003

liveline

the initial date for a certain process to begin. Antonym: deadline.

The liveline for the review of applications is November 1. The deadline for applications submission is December 1.

by Mike March 30, 2008

shidduch

a match; a person who makes a shidduch is a shadchan

Dick and Jane would make a great shidduch. Hopefully they'll get married someday.

by Mike October 17, 2004

pooptube

The area where you sheizen out of in place of a anal substitute.

keep your finger out of my pooptube.

by Mike May 13, 2005

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 18, 2006

cashback

Derived from famous Alan Partridge series. Used as an expression of particular enthusiasm in relation to value for money aspect of the considered event.

"Sonia, she's my wife. She's from Ukraine* . Cashback!"

*(blonde, fit, dum, 40 yrold)

by Mike January 04, 2005