MIKE's definitions

Steveless

the world after the death of Steve Jobs

We now live in the jobsless and steveless world

by Mike October 6, 2011

the Spiders from Mars

1) able to kill people with lazer death abomination rays
2) born with a metal exo-skelaton
3) cup-sinking champions...eat it!
4) I'm stepping through the dooooor!

The demise of many cup-sinking league opponents!

by mike March 23, 2005

AK 47

Russian machine gun.

Damn, I nearly blown that guy up with that AK 47.

by Mike October 26, 2004

Nay

A person or family that has no money, no clothes, no respect , and no regard for their personal hiegene. They are rumored to have more then one anus, not to mention they are gay.

"F**k Nay's here."

by Mike May 3, 2004

monster rock

A subgenre of rock defined by its infectious, hypnotic hard rock beats and spooky riffs. See fiendcore or horror punk.

This monster rock tune is catchy.

by Mike August 11, 2004

Plutonium

Shit that will blow you up

Tommy was sitting in his house when some Plutonium was dropped on his house. bye bye tommy

by Mike September 23, 2004

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005