MIKE's definitions

Bing Crosby

Boston-area slang term for Cocaine.

We could probably hang out with Bing Crosby later tongiht if you have enough money.

by Mike February 4, 2006

soak

To cum on someone's face while they are sleeping or passed out.

I got your sister drunk and soaked her face after she passed out.

by Mike November 7, 2003

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

non-American nigger

an offensive term referring to anyone not born in America, including white Europeans.

Hey wuz up non-American nigger.

by Mike February 24, 2004

bum darts

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,

so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!

by mike November 22, 2003

Shocker

A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA

I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.

by Mike September 6, 2005

ibanez

a guitar company that makes good guitars.. soo good that steve vai has his own series, the jem series

i own the best guitar in the world, an ibanez uv777, if its good enuff for steve vai, then its good enuff for me

by mike March 3, 2004