MERC's definitions

Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

by Merc November 17, 2004

uba

Variation of the word "uber", which is German for super. Can be used in front of an adjective, to indicate an extremity of it, or can be used as an adjective by itself.

1. That party was uba tight.
2. That weed was the uba.

by Merc February 3, 2004

bitner

1. An achievement which, twenty years on, spontaneously captivates strangers who find the fabled man and make him legend.

2. A cult following

1. To this day, his Bitner is spoken of in hushed tones.

2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."

by merc October 9, 2004

jeat jet

"Did you eat yet ?". From, 'Just Before The War With The Eskimos,' in the collectin Nine Stories by Salinger.

Jeat jet ? I gottahafa chicken sanich.

by merc April 20, 2005

elevated

To be high

We got elevated last night with some dank shit

by Merc February 3, 2004

Aderin

Aderin is a name for women who love music all types and styles. They have sultry voices and live to rock

Aderin listens to music 24/7 sings and dances freely.Rock on!

by MERC June 27, 2013

Pimp'N

Pimp'n is Merc Merc is pimp'n dont you foget it. Whenever you see pimp'n merc is probably doing the "pimp'n." Oh yeah EasTSiDe! New York!! hors

Merc: Hey hor gimme mah money before I knock joo arse out.
Hor: Okay big daddy.
Merc: Thanks....now run along.
Merc counts his money.
Merc mumbles "fookin hor came up short again, I guess she wants to be bich slapped."

by Merc March 28, 2005