MELANiE's definitions

Indiot

A pain in the ass Indian (from India on Yahoo)

That fucking Indiot keeps sending me stupid I.M's and abbreviates every damn word! He loves to say "pls show boobs on cam." Or "pls remove your clothes." ASSHOLES!

by Melanie April 29, 2004

Hell-Whore

A Succubus. Succubi are demons, not female mind you, that can alter their appearance in order to seduce other creatures into doing their bidding. Succubi are often depicted as having wings and small horns, but they typically shape-shift to look like a really hot chick/guy, or even an animal (dogs are easy prey for Hell-Whores; that's why we get 'em fixed).

Use in reference to transvestites and evil girlfriends.

a. Oh, dear, "she" is a Hell-Whore.
b. William has been pussy-whipped by that Hell-Whore Britney.

by Melanie October 21, 2003

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

Modest

Reasonable, moderate.

A modest propasal

by Melanie November 4, 2003

manual

1. n. A short book or booklet explaining key concepts for assembly or use. Something to keep in mind before calling tech support.

2. adj. Referring to work done with little or no help from machines.

3. adj. Referring to someone's skill with their hands.

1. Well, gee, sir, have you tried reading the manual?
2. I've gotta do some hard manual labor today.
3. After last night I have no doubts regarding Melanie's manual dexterity.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

Durand

An incredibly large penis.

He's definitely packing a Durand.

by Melanie November 18, 2003