melanie's definitions

Sybil Trelawney

A crazy divination teacher from the Harry Potter series. Trelawney is always predicting Harry's death. While most (even Dumbledore) say she's delusional and paranoid, her predictions are usually right in one way or another.

Harry: Really, I swear.
Trelawney: Yeah, whatever.

by Melanie October 27, 2003

Modest

Reasonable, moderate.

A modest propasal

by Melanie November 4, 2003

jest

another word for "joke"

you giv me bare "jests"
i catch so much "jests" pon road

by Melanie March 9, 2004

fupa

When a chicks stomach sticks out over her pants

"Damn that chick has a nasty fupa"

by Melanie March 23, 2003

naf

1. a french pig's "oink"
2. someone who resembles a pig, whether in eating habits, mannerisms, or nostril size

1. The pigs naffed all around us as we walked through the farm.
Heather's boyfriend Erik got mad at the campers because they kept naffing at him when he jumped off the diving board, however, the title was well deserved.

by Melanie July 17, 2005

Coops

Slang for crazy and stupid.

That girl is so coops that she has to spray her nose to keep from going to the bathroom.

by Melanie June 19, 2006

bipolar disorder

AKA manic-depressive disorder. This is when a person gets really sad for some time, crying for no reason, contemplating suiceide, avoiding people, stuff like that. Then, one day it'll be over and they'll be all happy-go-crazy and stuff, buying a lot of stuff, turning promiscuous, and showing a general ecstacy and lack of foresight. This is a serious psychological disorder and should not be taken lightly. If you or a friend show signs of being bipolar seek help IMMEDIATELY! With proper support it is easy to treat.

Yo, when's Bipolar Bill gonna get out of his depressive phase?

I dunno, but I sure hope he's manic by Friday. That party'll be so much more awesome with his wild and crazy side there.

by Melanie October 13, 2003