melanie's definitions

ass goblins

A goblin like creature that lives in your ass.

Beware of the ass goblins.

by Melanie January 9, 2004

hogsmoke

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

by Melanie July 5, 2003

Modest

Reasonable, moderate.

A modest propasal

by Melanie November 4, 2003

Mars Supermarket

A jail-like slave factory that sells food and is covered in cockroaches.

That sucks...you work at Mars Supermarket?

by Melanie July 5, 2003

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003