melanie's definitions

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003

naf

1. a french pig's "oink"
2. someone who resembles a pig, whether in eating habits, mannerisms, or nostril size

1. The pigs naffed all around us as we walked through the farm.
Heather's boyfriend Erik got mad at the campers because they kept naffing at him when he jumped off the diving board, however, the title was well deserved.

by Melanie July 17, 2005

fupa

When a chicks stomach sticks out over her pants

"Damn that chick has a nasty fupa"

by Melanie March 23, 2003

Sybil Trelawney

A crazy divination teacher from the Harry Potter series. Trelawney is always predicting Harry's death. While most (even Dumbledore) say she's delusional and paranoid, her predictions are usually right in one way or another.

Harry: Really, I swear.
Trelawney: Yeah, whatever.

by Melanie October 27, 2003

jest

another word for "joke"

you giv me bare "jests"
i catch so much "jests" pon road

by Melanie March 9, 2004