melanie's definitions

Golden Palace of the Himalayas

The vagina. Used in this one movie; oh, what is it... the Something Beach Memoirs. The main character, a young adolescent, used this term. He was attracted to his cousin AND his aunt by the way.

I have seen it: the Golden Palace of the Himalayas.

Did they let you in?

No, but I didn't storm the gates.

by Melanie November 4, 2003

deshoeitated

when one's foot is chopped off. a spinoff of decapitated.

"Mrs. Solmon deshoeitated me for touching something on the prop table."

by melanie February 23, 2004

Bortolotism

A metaphor used by bortolot to attempt to explain something.

The Scottish syndrome

by Melanie February 23, 2005

Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

hydromancer

One who attempts to determine unknown facts by staring at a bowl of water.

Is that hydromancer ever going to have my credit report ready?

by Melanie October 27, 2003

Alloy

A metal with other substances added to reduce cost and add strength.

Bronze is an alloy of tin and copper.

by Melanie November 4, 2003

Necromancer

One who gets (or seems to get) all their advice from dead people.

Is that man crazy or is he a necromancer.

by Melanie October 30, 2003