ME's definitions

bacne

acne of le back. see also chacne (acne of the chest), shacne (acne of the shoulder) and lacne (acne of the legs

"She could be a total babe if she didnt have that shit load of bacne"
"yeah i know, pop that shit!!"

by me May 13, 2005

garage queen

opposite of trailer queen

Cars that are so close to being finished, but no one ever gets around to doing the work to get them running.

Matt's car is such a garage queen, it's been in the shop for like 6 months.

by ME June 18, 2004

kairos

A seemingly sacred word. Only discussed amongst those who have experienced it. Any mention of it around a non-Kairos person will provoke hysteria from some.

"Hey how cool is that how on Kairos you..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP - JIMBO HASNT GONE YET!"
"Alright, alright, calm your religious ass down."

by me January 29, 2005

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

blink182

only the greatest band to ever walk the face of the earth!

blink 182 is the best band ever

by me August 18, 2004

exactly's

a term used by a dentist to describe someone's bad breath

mrs. johnson you have a case of the exactly's. the exactly's?yes the exactly's,your breath smells exactly like your ass.

by me February 5, 2004