MAtt's definitions

Shinjuu

Japanise word for double suicide committed by two lovers who cannot be together because of for example family hatered or other political reasons.

Romeo & Juliet

by Matt January 10, 2004

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

licker licence

If you have one, then you are a lesbian.

"does she have a licker licence? is she a dyke?"

by matt February 13, 2004

sprocket

anus; butt-hole

He tried to put his dick in my sprocket.

by Matt December 3, 2003

jersey shore

Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.

Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std

by Matt February 7, 2005

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

jane and finch

Notoriously the worst neighborhood in Toronto, plagued by crime and violence.

Wear kevlar if you walk down to Jane and Finch.

by matt November 18, 2004