MAtt's definitions

Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.

Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.

by Matt October 27, 2010

elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.

Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.

by Matt June 17, 2004

strap

You are considered "strapped" when you are in possesion of a fire-arm. But it started off as a term to describe when you have a Mac 10 or some other semimachine gun or uzi on a strap hanging from your shoulder under your clothes.

"We stay strapped when walking threw the hood"

by matt September 7, 2004

Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.

The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.

by Matt July 2, 2003

calamazoo

Awkard, uncomfortable.

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"

by matt June 25, 2004

booyakasha

booyakasha is an african term that means, "all death to the whites," that is the literal translation of it, and dont bother contesting it because you are wrong

there is no example for the use of this word

by matt September 21, 2004

Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.

I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.

by Matt December 15, 2003