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pregnant

The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."

"My god..."
by Matt December 13, 2004
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OU

The University of Oklahoma, located in Norman, OK. While most people think that all OU has going for it is its football team, it's actually a very reputable school. Has the best meteorology program in the country (and quite possibly the world) as well as a very well respected engineering program. Also, OU is the only college in the country to have an online information network containing old tests, job opportunities, and many other features. Finally, it is one of the nicest looking campuses you'll ever see. While OU and UT have a very large rivalry, I see no point to it.
Don't overlook OU when you apply to college.
by Matt July 31, 2004
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westconsin

where cheeseheads, yankees, northerners, southbound canooks, and other people like mindy live
i know this one girl from westconsin.
by matt January 3, 2004
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shiznaz

dawg im da shiznaz
by matt November 18, 2003
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Tbs

Possibly the lamest, most dumbed-down TV station ever to broadcast. Every week they show the same terrible movies (cut of course), the worst reality shows, the stupidest sitcoms and now they even show Sex and the City, cut of course. Might be a good station if they didn't censor everything, or if they showed some actual films other than the most brain-dead ones possible.
by matt December 7, 2004
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turquoise thunder

Something you yell when your taking a break from all that pot, and you want to warn your friends who are smoking that a parental unit is approaching.
Turqoise Thunder!! Hide the bong!
by matt June 15, 2004
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Derail your corntrain

An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.
The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"
by Matt September 1, 2004
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