MAtt's definitions

The Reverse Houdini

Your giving it to a chick doggy style and you spit on her back, and when she turns around, you cum all over her face.

I pulled the Houdini on my bitch last night dude, she loved it.

by Matt June 2, 2004

Sneed

to scam, steal, rip someone off, dishonest

Brah was tryin to sneed me on that eighth

by matt April 11, 2004

Lafayette

Posibly the shittiest suburb in the Califronia bay area. Filled with homophobic kids who are ignoranbt to everything except their big houses, money, and protected lives.

Wow, that guy is a total douche. He must be from Lafayette

by Matt February 14, 2005

g4

A television network that has no soul. Enjoyed acquiring techtv and destroying it in less then a year, g4 is just another exaple of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america. They fail to realize that, in fact, their target demographics (males 12-34) think the channel is utterly pathetic.

g4 has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. G4 will soon be out of business.

by matt May 13, 2005

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 25, 2005

wos

Waste Of Space.

Fredrick has a gay name. Whut a wos.
Dorothy has crabs that slut is a fucking wos.

by Matt January 3, 2004