MAtt's definitions

mwam

Matrix-within-a-Matrix. A theory invented about the Matrix where the real world of Zion is another simulation.

"Dude! The MWAM theory is a load of bullcrap! Neo stopped the sentinels with telekenesis!"

by Matt October 21, 2003

pack

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.

Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!

by Matt February 20, 2005

clarizel

the safest and sexiest girl around..and matt's sexay nerd and sunshine

damn there goes clarizel

by matt February 5, 2005

ass pumper

one who pumps men in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003

Ragoo

A really big kid who can kick your ass.

Oh sh*t. Ragoo is coming. Hit the deck!

by matt April 5, 2005

bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)

he likes men. he's bonquesha

by Matt February 16, 2003

Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.

Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.

by Matt August 3, 2005