MAtt's definitions

ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

Jones-n-it-up

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.

Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party

by Matt May 13, 2005

Bloodbath

A comical historical term for a battle with many deaths

My nickname :P

The battle of artops was a bloodbath!

yo bloodbath

by matt May 13, 2005

Phag

Stands for "Pretty Hot and Gorgeous"

Pat and Boon are soo PHAG!

by Matt May 13, 2005

trucks

They are the device that attaches the wheels to the skateboard.

When he grinds, his trucks throw sparks!

by Matt May 13, 2005

Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

color

Miss-spelt version of colour. Originated as the use of the letter 'U' was a tad on the hard side for people to remember.

This is how not to spell colour.

by Matt May 13, 2005