MAtt's definitions

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

nigga in heat shit

reference to police officer.

nigga in a snooty car

a nigga in danger

a nigga with a warm gat

drop the binger, nigga in heat shit

by Matt January 18, 2005

Noberini

A sexy person that everybody loves and admires...

Hey, you are not a Noberini

by Matt March 26, 2005

anal orphius

N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus.

That anal orphius is rotund!!!

by matt March 18, 2004

gibby

Slang for a Gibson guitar. Used by half-assed people and fake punk queers.

"He was hella jammin on that wicked '67 Gibby V!"

by Matt December 5, 2003

butt rape

Butt sex with someone who actually doesn't want butt sex. Go figure.

At first Bob was being butt raped by the entire prison, but soon turned into butt love.

by Matt September 3, 2003

guruchild

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

by Matt March 11, 2003