MAtt's definitions

road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.

"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.

by Matt August 25, 2003

officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Rajay

the indian of all indians

"Wow u smell like indian" "No i smell like Rajay"

by Matt November 17, 2004

Gus

a big fat kid who trys to be gothic but he isn't really and he loves popcorn he is also known as patrick

"Oh my god. look it's another gus!" "i think he prefers the term patrick"

by Matt March 11, 2004

unfunny

Kids in the Hall, a sketch comedy (and I use the term "comedy" loosely here) by some no-name flapping heads.

Kids in the Hall is as unfunny as it gets; placing a close second is Dave Foley himself.

by Matt December 27, 2004

Pr0nulatory extravagance

showing extreme coolness.

That is a cool flash animation

re worded: That flash animation is pr0nulatory extravagance.

ex2. Dude thats pr0nulatory extravagance

by Matt November 16, 2004

huzzie

the exact opposite of what is said in the above definition

not a slutty whore

by matt June 12, 2004