pied piper

"Damn, girl, did u see his pied piper."

by matt December 16, 2003

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philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.

Do philosophy, dipshit.

by Matt May 26, 2004

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Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

by Matt October 20, 2003

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nast

Adj. a shortened form of the word nasty. 1. awesome; badass; sick; of, having, or being something so far beyond amazing that it is practically nauseating.

2. repulsive; used to describe something truly disgusting.

NOTE: One can infer the intended meaning from context (i.e. situation, tone, body language, etc.).

1. "Ohhoho, nast!" Dave yelled, amazed by his teammate's awesome move.

2. After tasting the meat loaf, Sarah groaned in disgust, "Aw, nast..."

by Matt March 29, 2005

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wreake valley

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries

wreake is a load of shite!!

by Matt April 23, 2005

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