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runescape

MMORPG in which the user must make his avatar perform difficult and/or borring tasks. eg. dragonslaying, mining 10,000 coal, fishing trout, ect. again and again and again. often captures the user soul with its mind captivating powers. almost as addicting as crack, heroine and acid....... put together. CBC has started running adds to warn children of the dangers of playing runescape. The surgeon general is currently formulating a warning that will be desplayed on all runescape site and parafanalia.
Scene- mother and son in car driving down the road.....
30 secounds pass.
"another missed oppurtunity to talk to your kids about runescape."
by matt May 5, 2005
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philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
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Mope

1 Being sad, Pouting, Feeling Sorry For Yourself

2 What i do when the sluts raise their prices :(

3 A song by the Bloodhound gang that is retarded in a good way kuz its random and sings about the weirdest things and features Pac Man on Crack
1 Pussy: Waaa she dumped me :(
Me: Thats what you get for
asking her if she has AIDS

2 SHIT 5 BUCKS HIGHER? AGAIN?

3 Tried to O.D. On the COLD-EEZE
Golden Girls Got Me Sweatin To
The Oldies
by Matt September 27, 2004
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quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch
"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese
by matt July 26, 2003
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Pocket fox

My God, she is quite a little pocket fox.
by Matt January 20, 2004
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chickflickalicious

1. (A.) Said of a movie which is almost exclusively designed for females. See chick flick. Used in a negative connotation.
Man, my girlfriend conned me into seeing "Mona Lisa Smile"...it was totally chickflickalicious!
by Matt January 15, 2005
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Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.
Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad
by Matt April 30, 2005
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