Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises

"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"

by Matt September 25, 2004

beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

by Matt June 11, 2004

FWA

yelled when you're extremely jacked or fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i hate this job!Fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by matt November 17, 2003

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

by Matt April 26, 2005

Darmi

Darmi, weird person, ~ See asshole! :O

20:47:57 ‹ %Darmi › DISTURBING

by Matt April 05, 2005

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

huzzie

the exact opposite of what is said in the above definition

not a slutty whore

by matt June 12, 2004