Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.

I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!

by Matt November 24, 2003

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005

g unit

Nick name for Matty, a.k.a "unit" for short. He recieved this title for his hockey team.

Whats up G-Unit! Unit's gonna get fucked!

by matt November 26, 2003

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

Music

Something the world would be lost without.

Music is life.

by Matt April 16, 2004

YYZ

The identity code for a Toronto airport and the best song ever to be conceived by a canadian band.
The time signature is set to match 'YYZ' in morse code (-.---.----..)
Great song for jammin' to.

'Hey Cam, what do you want to jam to..'
'Uuuuuhhh... YYZ'
(taps on ride cymbal)

by Matt April 22, 2005

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004