MAtt's definitions

subwoofa

The mating organ of the CRX. Either 10", 11", 12" or 15" in size and inversely proportionate in size to the member of the owner.

I've got a 12-inch subwoofa in my CRX maate.

Mohammed has two ten-inch subwoofas, both with active crossovers.

by Matt December 18, 2003

puertoitaleinideish

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.

Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children

by Matt January 8, 2004

webgeek

A certain brand of geek, often with a low intellect. The webgeek uses forums to excess, likes anime, and uses ^^ a lot. There are a lot of female webgeeks.

hehe i wuvs cardkaptor saukara ^^ the character a soooo cute XD <^_^y

heheheehehehehe

by matt June 4, 2003

catastrofuck

When a hellhole hits a cataclysm

"A disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now...uh, what's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm...a catastrofuck."
-Jon Stewart

by Matt October 5, 2006

Tupac

A rapper who is dead but somehow keeps releasing albums....

he's (tupac) dead, get over it!!!

by matt May 20, 2003

stitch licker

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

by Matt January 9, 2004

LAX

The firey gates to hell

"welcome to los angeles"

by Matt September 7, 2003