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Definitions by MAtt

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)
If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby
derby by Matt October 25, 2004
some fat kid enjoys poking my cysts.
cyst by matt October 25, 2004
An exagerated way of saying indeed to agree with a statement.
A: This tea is great

B: Indeedio
indeedio by Matt October 24, 2004

conan the republican 

Governor of Caleefohnia. see governator.
conan the republican by matt October 23, 2004
when u are really bad at something
Zach is huff at basketball
huff by Matt October 23, 2004

Bounce-Back-Ability 

The word was first used by Crystal Palace manager Ian dowie after his teams 3-1 home win against Wimbledon on. Saturday 31st January.
For this word to get into the english dictionary it must be used by a wide range of public.
Most famously is was used in the houses of parliment by a top MP!
My team showed real Bounce-back-ability today.
Bounce-Back-Ability by Matt October 23, 2004

Alice Cooper 

He is one of the best shock rockers ever. Hes so awesome he actually came to my shit hometown on his EYES OF ALICE COOPER RETURNS tour and you can bet I was there! (I even painted my face heheheh)
People think hes washed up just because hes old and plays Golf, and they think hes a sellout because hes in commercials, but thast because PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK MUSIC IS ABOUT! WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW OLD THE SINGER IS! ITS THE MUSIC THAT MATTERS! I COULDNT CARE LESS IF A BAND WAS FORMED BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING TALKING PEANUTS!!!!! AS LONG AS THEY MAKE GOOD MUSIC ID LISTEN TO THEM!
The point is, people are judging him for his appearance now, which is retarded. The people that judge him as a sellout or a washed-up old fart are probably the same people that just watch MuchMusic just to see whos hot these days, and listen to Billy Talent and Good Charlotte and other flavors of the month. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK! YOU CAN ALL ROT IN POSER HELL!! ALICE COOPER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST METAL GROUPS TO BE FORMED!
Best songs by him:
Schools Out,
Poison,
Billion Dollar Babies,
Elected,
Sick Things,
No More Mr. Nice Guy,
I'm Eighteen,
and FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN (one of the best songs EVER with a sick solo)
Alice Cooper by Matt October 23, 2004