Definitions by MAtt

Millimeter Mosnster 

A penis that is so incredibly small that it can only be seen with a microscope.

No girls will give a blowjob to Brian Roth because of his Millimeter Mosnster.

:Not even Chelsea.

Millimeter Mosnster by Matt May 17, 2004

gonasyphilaids 

An advance form of an STD with multiple symptons.

That bitch slept around so much, she probably has gonasyphilaids

gonasyphilaids by Matt May 15, 2004

Suicide Box 

1) In the TV show Futurama, a box similar to a telephone booth where you would enter and decide how you want your suicide to be: Quick and Painless or Slow and Painful. Bender made Suicide boxes before meeting Fry.

2) Nickname for the vehicles used during World War II that would transport soldiers onto beaches for raids. They were given the nickname based on the fact that when the doors opened, the soldiers inside were wide open and exposed to enemy gunfire.

1) Watch the first episode of Futurama
2) Watch the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

Suicide Box by Matt May 15, 2004

Hasselbeck 

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

Hasselbeck by Matt May 14, 2004

propered 

In the underground, as in: warez, vcdz, etc. it means that a group is releasing something that has already been released by somoneone else, but the new release is somehow better than the previous one or ones.

Centropy's propered release of The Matrix Reloaded kicked the other releases ass!

propered by Matt May 13, 2004

cockfuckery 

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.

God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.

cockfuckery by Matt May 13, 2004

hit dat then quit dat

The act of having sex with a young, naive female, and the kicking the bitch to the curb (usually without her shoes for good measure).

Oh shit, I hit dat then quit dat son!

hit dat then quit dat by Matt May 13, 2004