MATTHEW's definitions

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

Feinstein

Narcisistic nanometric nipple narfing wee-man.

Shibby, that squirrel totally SARSed Feinstein's room.

by Matthew January 7, 2004

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004