Definitions by MATTHEW

Hatchy 

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

Hatchy by Matthew November 26, 2003

Two can Party Man 

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

Two can Party Man by Matthew November 26, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the oslen twins 

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

uncle jesse and the oslen twins by Matthew November 16, 2003

Matrix 

A dramatic way of saying one kicked ass or beat someone up.

He came at me, so I went all matrix on his ass.

Matrix by Matthew November 14, 2003

-ykins 

Usually an attachment to a name.
Often used as a term of endearment.

calling to your friend brad you may say: Come here Brad-ykins!

-ykins by Matthew November 14, 2003

bevricate 

To get something to drink.
the act of bevrication

I am thirsty so I will bevricate before we go to the store.

bevricate by Matthew October 26, 2003