MATT's definitions

fagtacular

see example

the person using the following definition is fagtacular: (fact) Whenever used, it immediately shows the lack of IQ of the user! Thus, all people using this word are idiots.

by Matt January 9, 2004

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

by Matt August 13, 2003

D-Town

fuckin dallas baby, mike jones and paul wall also see H-Town

G-Town killaz

by Matt June 13, 2004

almy

lazy in bed; like when you are doing this chick and all she does is just lay there.

i brought this hot chick home last night, but she sucked in bed. She just almyed.

by matt July 21, 2003

Tomasian

An "Asian" who is exhibiting a healthy red glow, often caused by the "Asian" being inebriated by a relatively low dose of alcohol.

"You're such a Tomasian Huy!!!"

by Matt February 20, 2005

Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

by Matt March 3, 2005