MATT's definitions

religion

"A sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who have strength in numbers."

-Jesse Ventura

Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and Hinduism are all popular religions.

by Matt March 15, 2004

New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...

Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey

by matt September 1, 2004

Weiskopf

Drives a camry xl. A person who is a computer nerd and lies about having a girl freind

hey I have a girl freind whats her name um tammy next week whats your girl freinds name again? Jane

by Matt March 28, 2005

derby

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)

If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby

by Matt October 25, 2004

Shigy

the typical stereotypical asain, the equivelent of a black person calling a black person nigga, its a slang word for asain

hey shigy, dont back up into that nissan

by matt December 10, 2003

poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 20, 2004