MATT's definitions

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

Fall-Through

A drug dealer or hookup that is either bunk or doesn't deliver. a Fall-Through is the kind of guy that makes you wait 2 hours for a bag of weed, only to tell you he couldn't get it. A Fall-Through is the ultimate timewaster and ultimately, an asshole.

"Tony can't get weed, he's a fall-through"

"Bob said he has shrooms? 10 bucks says he's a fucking fall-through"

by Matt December 5, 2003

tittybiscuits

baffled; puzzled; upset; The expression used to show dismay in an uncomprimising situation.

You won't go out with me? Titty biscuits!!

by Matt June 23, 2003

shit

1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material.
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot

1. What is this shit?
2. I will go shit.
3. Damn, that's a shitload of guns!

by Matt August 25, 2006

ichor

Demon or Orc blood, usually black and sticky. Seen often but not excessively in The Lord of the Rings.

The decaptitated Orc sprayed ichor into the air.

by matt January 22, 2005

toe-up

Really REALLY high.

We was toe-UP!

by matt February 11, 2004

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006