MATT's definitions

wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

bumlove

A casual word that represents the act of anal penetration or similar activities involving homosexual love making. Usually it is not used as a serious insult, but rather for a joke. This word is occasionally used with a hint of sarcasm.

*Tez listening to his iPod*
Nick: "Hey, lemme listen to that a sec?"
Tez: "Only if you gimme some bumlove ;)"
Nick: "You bet."

by Matt April 21, 2005

Lilac

A very beautiful flower, and coincidentaly the favorite flower to the most beautiful women in the world.

Jamie loves lilacs. They smell almost as good as she does

by Matt August 29, 2004

animal farm

Excellent satire of early 20th Century Comunism in Russia.

"Four legs good, two legs bad!!!"

by matt March 30, 2004

kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

by matt July 2, 2003

boochie boy

Ryan's dog and the name for Matt given to him by dusty

You are such a cute little boochie boy

by Matt April 9, 2005

Nuccuhz

An std that is contracted by the African American race.

Yo, Nuccuhz

by Matt February 4, 2004