tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

one n ten

A type of girl who you wouldn't want to hook up with. A Dirty whore. A Prostitute.

Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.

by Matt March 31, 2005

fildo

an extremem radical bogus metal head dude from melbourne. down under.

Fildo give us the billy i need a cone.
Fuck that some dumb shit fildo.
Fildo we need some weed.

by Matt March 19, 2004

nemo-tool

A person who is emo and doesnt realize that they are in-fact emo,but adding the tool makes the person super gay and they follow what everyone else tells them to do!

they cry at night because they cannot think forthemselves

Dave is a Nemo-Tool because he is an emo kid who cannot think for himself

by Matt June 20, 2006

caaaaaaak

when one is blazed, they say caaaaaaak

joe m. sucks caaaaaaak.

by matt July 18, 2006

ziguee

the act and product of defecating and voiding in one sitting.

"You must all excuse me, I have discovered over the course of this business meeting that I must ziguee."

by Matt June 18, 2003

bbiaw

Be Back In AWhile

When bbiab ( Be Back in a bit means leaving for 2 - 5 Minutes ) Doesn't fit.
bbiaw means you will be gone for at least 6 - 10 minutes top.
The reason you would use this is because you have to: use the restroom; Answer the door or phone and would not be able to return in a short time.

Chat room and IM (Instant Messenger)usage

Person1:hey did you hear about that thing?
Person2:bbiaw Restroom
Person1:buzz me when your back.
buzz: To either use YM's Buzz button to get other persons attention or type a letter and press return for same effect.

by Matt December 30, 2004