MARK's definitions

KirkRuff

A person that is out of control when drunk and can't remember anything the next day about what he said. Usually seems like everything is muted and hard to understand. Can barely walk.

Man, last night was out of control. I was a total KirkRuff.

by Mark December 4, 2004

Jerkhammer

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.

"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"

by Mark December 10, 2004

STARFISH

One who has been knocked out

Rider was lying in the starfish position after being knocked out

by Mark April 20, 2004

nobskin

person who has skin on his nob .. the overlapping bit of a dick

"Your have loads of nobskin

by Mark September 28, 2003

Axis of Evil

A term that President George W. Bush made up to get a better approval rating. For more on Bush, see idiot.

George W. Bush's rear end is the ultimate Axis of Evil

by Mark December 6, 2003

Latin Lover

Derived from a DJ in Cancun that describe the lonely hispanic man in all white.

Term for a spanish wanna be pimp but comes of more like a sad, pathetic, lonely spainard.

Guy 1: Dude whats up with that guy over there
Guy 2: He's Spainard
Guy 1: Ooooooo.....a latin lover

by Mark April 20, 2005

flat earth society

A Society claiming that the Earth was once flat, and some evil people (somehow) turned the earth spherical. In my opinion a bunch of crackpots who make money by telling bogus stories (such as... the world is flat) and claim to have a large following.

So-called scientist: Contrary to belief, the World was once flat

Scientist: LOL

by mark October 10, 2004