MARK's definitions

tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

new york giants

The worst team in football history. They havent won a friggin superbowl in like 50 years. They also suck if you use them on NFL 2k5. Those losers they suck!

the new york giants are the worst team ever to hit the face of the earth.

by mark May 13, 2005

Barbie

barbie is just a slut that wants guys to get their pleasure of her!

hi barbie,oh hi wayne king.
Wanna go to my house and you can pleasure me while i have a wank???

by mark November 28, 2003

Superbike

A hybrid street motorcycle that is highly modified particulary for use racing. This term has been around since circa 1969 and Webster has failed to publish it.

I watched World Superbike racing last night on the Speed channel

by Mark December 15, 2003

arms race

Competition between two or more nations, factions, or groups in which each participant strives to produce the most technologically advanced and destructive weapon.

The arms race between the former Soviet Union and the United States spurred many technological advances.

by Mark October 20, 2003

Anal Adventure

To Have lots of bum sex,the practicing of anal sex

Have you had an "Anal Adventure" today ?

by Mark February 23, 2004