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Noun. Nothing. Zero. This usage has been around since at least 1970. Possibly a combination of "nothing" and "zilch."
"How much can you lend me until payday?"
"Nilch."
nilch by FourColorTheorem August 6, 2014
Related Words
nilch • niche • nich • Nichelle • nelchans • nichamu • niche meme • niche-niche • Nelch • nicha
Word extracted from Warcraft 3 Battle.net forums. Never heard ever before. Probable origin, an abbreviation of the phrase, "zip, nada, zilch" meaning to have none at all.
"So, how many enemy units did you kill?"

"Nilch."

"Sucks, dude."
nilch by Mark June 21, 2004
Another name for the word bitch, or any other word to describe another thing, such as a person. Used as a name calling device.
"Stop being a nilch"
"You nilch ass mofo!"
Nilch by Ballls December 28, 2005
-“what’s up”

—“nilch”
nilch by nadar June 19, 2018
Adjective:

Refers to having no energy or only enough energy to keep your heart beating. The state of being at 0 hp. Typically occurs after an excessive amount of drinking or exercise. The only cure to a nilch state is a Blue Powerade.
I’m so nilch after last night, I need a blue pow ASAP.
Nilch by Ox Enthusiast July 12, 2025
When a male urinates deep inside of a woman's vagina during intercourse.
Taken from early Swedish adult films, nichigga was frowned upon by the older generations and eventually outlawed by the Swedish Parliament.
While the original spelling of the Swedish word has been lost, nichigga is the closest phonetic approximation to the word.
I'm going to nichigga deep inside of you.
Nichigga by Tup Tup in the butt. November 2, 2013
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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