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Noun. Nothing. Zero. This usage has been around since at least 1970. Possibly a combination of "nothing" and "zilch."
"How much can you lend me until payday?"
"Nilch."
by FourColorTheorem August 06, 2014
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Word extracted from Warcraft 3 Battle.net forums. Never heard ever before. Probable origin, an abbreviation of the phrase, "zip, nada, zilch" meaning to have none at all.
"So, how many enemy units did you kill?"

"Nilch."

"Sucks, dude."
by Mark June 21, 2004
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Another name for the word bitch, or any other word to describe another thing, such as a person. Used as a name calling device.
"Stop being a nilch"
"You nilch ass mofo!"
by Ballls December 28, 2005
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