MAHBOY99's definitions

C

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter C, when you can draw... nice, half-eaten donut.

"Composers combining chords coherently can commandeer crowds, creating cheerful chants chosen carefully. Choruses communicating cryptic commands can control cerebral cortex channels. Conscient choices cut-off coercing cellular components -- chromosome centers commanding chemical cascades concurrently, causing complex cyclic-AMP chemistry. Coalescent cell conglomerates communicating chemically can create collateral consequences -- changed consciousness."

by MAHBOY99 August 16, 2022

Z

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Z, when you can draw "tongue of a corpse" as Roman senator Appius Claudius Caecus thought circa 300 BC?

"Zero zoos zap zombi zealots zestfully, Zoey."

by MAHBOY99 August 26, 2022

D

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter D, when you can draw some stinky fishes?

Desperate, Dumb Dora disgustedly dipped delicately downward.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

G

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter G, when you can draw magnificent camel?

Gargantuan gerbils grab grapes gingerly, going gleefully gobbling.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

H

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter H, when you can flip it sideways to form fence like structure as ancient Egyptians did?

Huge hits have historically harbored hidden hazards, hysterical hordes hardly heeding how habitually heaping honors hyping his Holiness, Harry Harangue-Hatcher, hollering, "Hip hip, hooray! Hail Hypertext Highway's happening hack!" heavily heightens his hedonism, hubris, head hugeness -- harsh harbingers hurling humanity's hardiest hero hellward, hereafter helming his hapless human husk haunting Hades's hallmark hot haze, heckling Halloween's hideous headless horseman (hefting his hollow head), harassing Hitler's hired Holocaust henchmen, hassling ham-handed helicopter handlers -- hopefully, hypothetically, having hardcore horizontal hugs holding his horny, high-heeled hourglass honey (he handily helped hang her hemp Hawaiian hammock), heartland's "happy" housewife humbling hotel heiress Hilton, heinously having hated her husband's horsey hee-haw "hello," his hundred horrible hay howls hammering her homicidal; however, have heart, huddled hint hobbyists, hearkening how hallowed hieroglyphs hurtling hence harmonize hypnotically, heaven's harps highlighting how hyperactive hippocampus hockey heaves hilarious harvested hash -- healthy herbs healing hungry humor hankerings.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

W

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter W, when you can just show your anime girl "uWu" face?

"Who will wrongly wonder why we were with wows while wounding which worth worships whether we were where we worsen when we worry what wants worms?"

by MAHBOY99 August 26, 2022

J

Why use virgin Latin alphabet to write letter J, when you can instead use chad Roman numerical numbers?

Jogged jelly jiggles.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022