P

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter P, when you can draw dripping vag without pubic hair?

"Pear picker Peter Piper picked plump pears perfectly."

by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022

C

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter C, when you can draw... nice, half-eaten donut.

"Composers combining chords coherently can commandeer crowds, creating cheerful chants chosen carefully. Choruses communicating cryptic commands can control cerebral cortex channels. Conscient choices cut-off coercing cellular components -- chromosome centers commanding chemical cascades concurrently, causing complex cyclic-AMP chemistry. Coalescent cell conglomerates communicating chemically can create collateral consequences -- changed consciousness."

by MAHBOY99 August 16, 2022

Q

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Q, when you can draw an eye of a needle, a knot, or even a monkey with its tail hanging down?

"Queasy quill quivered quietly."

by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022

K

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter K, when you can open your hand and slap folk's faces with your palm?

"Kevin’s knobby knuckles killed Kate’s kangaroo."

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

B

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter B, when you can draw one cool-ass hieroglyph house?

Blackbeard bellowed boldly, "Beware boys, briney bastards be buried beneath banyan by brook behind beach."

by MAHBOY99 August 16, 2022

S

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter S, when you can draw some calcium teeth?

"Sally sells seashells by the seashore"

by MAHBOY99 August 18, 2022

Y

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Y, when you can draw nifty slingshot?

"Yeah, yesterday you yelled "Yay!"

by MAHBOY99 August 26, 2022