Q

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Q, when you can draw an eye of a needle, a knot, or even a monkey with its tail hanging down?
"Queasy quill quivered quietly."
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B

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter B, when you can draw one cool-ass hieroglyph house?
Blackbeard bellowed boldly, "Beware boys, briney bastards be buried beneath banyan by brook behind beach."
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Y

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter Y, when you can draw nifty slingshot?
"Yeah, yesterday you yelled "Yay!"
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R

Why use virgin Latin alphabet to write letter R, when you can draw chad Egyptian or Semitic people's head?
"Randi raised really rad red ripe rutabags." "Red roses raised rurally rarely reek." "Rheumy rhinos rarely raise ruckuses." "Ribald Rastafarians rarely race." "Rhine River rocks regularly raise rills."
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A

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter A, when you can draw fat-ass Egyptian bull's head like back in the day?
"An autocephalous Armenian archbishop asks an autodidactic Alabaman architect about an available, attractive antique American automobile, anticipating and appreciating any apropos advice, although arguably any available authoritative answers are also acceptable, agreeable, and allowable."
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F

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter F, when you can draw sturdy club, hook or mace?
Four fivers for fifty figs.
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E

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter E, when you can draw one mysterious hands upped man?
English enthusiasts eagerly envision enhanced emotional elevation, exceeding even existing examples' elicited elation, encountering each ensuing eccentric exercise, ergo everyone's esteemed enlisted essayist (enchanted!) ensures each exquisite excerpt exhibits explosive expressive efficacy evincing either excruciating editing effort, extreme endurance, engineering excellence, etc., else elemental extemporaneous effervescence, entertaining enough except -- explaining earnestly -- entailing eventual emergency; essentially, endorsing ever-escalating elaborate experimentation encourages extravagant excesses, especially emphasizing expectations encompassing elusive execution extending established events -- exclusively employing equal everyday emblems (E's, e.g.) embodying each emblem ensemble's earlier end (elsewhere enunciated easily) -- evaluating endowing entirely equivalent eloquence eternally, envisaging electronic education's emerging endeavor enjoying eight, eleven, even eighteen entries, exploits experts empirically estimate expending extra-Einstein egghead energy engendering environmentally evil, Earth-exposing exhaled exhaust emissions.
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