Definitions by MAD Jester

Uberfag

One who aside from being pathetic and annoyng, show many gay traits amd usually has a high squeeky voice.

Adam Mathews is a hardcore uberfag to the max!!!!

Uberfag by Mad Jester December 1, 2006

Halftard 

short for half retard and more fun too use

Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

Halftard by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

Whoregasm 

An overdone fake pornstar orgasm usually done in prostitution "exercises"

Holy Fucking scrump that was a scary ass whoregasm.

Whoregasm by Mad Jester November 1, 2003

nob shlob 

submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.

shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!

nob shlob by MAD Jester August 26, 2003

string and cracker 

A frat game in which a cracker dangles from a string as several horny bastards proceed to ejaculate on it. The first to miss the cracker with his jizzum must consume it.

Man! that was a fun game of string and cracker. Yippikayay!!!! I need some listorine

string and cracker by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

chef henry

When a woman proceeds to consume a rice bowl of jizzum after it has been filled by numerous dumb bastards who should have just stuffed it in her ass.

Close your eyes and drink this honey. Its a new dish from china called a chef henry.

chef henry by Mad Jester August 10, 2003

jizzum 

sweet secretion from the male reproductive ogran used in college games, cooking and facial art.

Wipe that jizzum off your face bitch! i dont wanna snowball!

jizzum by Mad Jester August 10, 2003