MACHone Inc.'s definitions

The Guy

Mascot of the high-energy rock band, Disturbed. Often depicted as a demented smiling face, The Guy has recently been personified by Todd McFarlane in Disturbed's 2005 release, Ten Thousand Fists.

Dude A: "What's up with those evil-looking face t-shirts?"
Dude B: "Oh, that's The Guy."
Dude A: "The Guy?"
Dube B: "The Guy."
Dude C: "The Guy?"
Dude A: "Dude, go away, dude."

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

Volleyball

Other than a sport, volleyball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of a moderately attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Mike: "Hey, Geoff, volleyball at 12 o'clock?"
Geoff turns around and looks behind him.
Geoff: "Oh, yeah, I'm in!"

by MACHone Inc. October 10, 2005

Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!

If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.

by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005

Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.

My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

^^;

Depicts a nervous / anxious smile in ASCII art. The semicolon serves as a sweat drop (commonly seen in anime). Very frequently seen in Instant Messages or forums.

Woman: "Did you hear there was a big robbery right around the corner?"
Man in Ski Mask: "No... no can't say that I did. ^^;"

by MACHone Inc. August 29, 2005

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005

Beachball

Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"
Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."
Teddy: "Oh, really."
Teddy glances to the side.
Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005