MACE's definitions

trail

the scent of b.o. left behind by someone who just walked by or left the area

is that Dave's trail that I smell? tell that pig to take a shower already!

by mace February 20, 2005

kickback

a bribe, usually from a someone in business/private sector to someone in government/politics, to either "look the other way" or to allow the business person to carry on with an unscrupulous venture.

"Mr. Smith, the businessman, offered Mr. Jones, the local district representative, an undisclosed amount of money to clear the conservation area of all its trees and wildlife, in order to build yet another housing subdivision.....neither gentleman was available for comment."

by mace November 28, 2004

Figurality

The state of being figural.

Ah, the power of over-figurality!

by Mace April 4, 2004

the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

by mace April 6, 2004

chin rest

The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.

Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."

by mace April 11, 2004

Car-B-Q

an accident where one or more vehicles is on fire

did you see the car-B-Q at the corner of fifth and main? fire trucks were everywhere!

by Mace January 26, 2004

boss lady

female leader in the workplace who exhibits an extremely authoritative demeanor.
Duties for "her highness" are usually relatively menial for her newer subservients; making her coffee, arranging her papers etc.
More experienced and favored underlings often "graduate" to higher responsibilites, such as giving her feet massage, going on "feminine products" errands, and possibly even vaccuuming her carpet after hours.

My boss lady expects total loyalty and respect. Her word is law.

by mace January 26, 2004