MACE's definitions

Car-B-Q

an accident where one or more vehicles is on fire

did you see the car-B-Q at the corner of fifth and main? fire trucks were everywhere!

by Mace January 26, 2004

Bazalicious

Believed to have origionated in the early 21st century during an argument about a baron. A derogative of Baztastic. Bazalicious however is an insult, to be unlike a baron, to be a peasant, insignificant, bad or rubbish.

P1: that lesson was terible
P2: Bloody bazalicious if you ask me!

by Mace March 14, 2005

Spread that ASS!

origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.

p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*

by Mace May 5, 2006

Figurality

The state of being figural.

Ah, the power of over-figurality!

by Mace April 4, 2004

baztastic

To be excellent, good, worthy of Baronhood. Usually assosiated with a particualrly well ordered or regal person.

P1: That dude is so cool
P2: yeah, he's baztastic

by Mace March 14, 2005

Lamow

the spoken or typed version on LMAO. Making the use of LMAO redundant and less lame. Saying or typing Lamow expresses extreme humour or hilarity. When something is incredibly funny and "lamow" can be used to express this. Also good for ironcic statements when someone stupid enough so say "lol" out loud you can own them with "lamow" when said in a retarded voice.

Bloke: that guy just fell over! LOL!

You: Lamow...you're an idiot!

by Mace April 19, 2006

gripper

a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.

"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"

by Mace August 19, 2006