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polypiling 

A tactic used in the popular Rogue derivitive game called Nethack, which involved piling objects up and zapping a wand of polymorph at them, in order to change a heap of possibly useless items into something else.
Hey! I turned this orcish helmet into a helm of brilliance while polypiling!
polypiling by M February 4, 2005
The Commodore AMIGA version of the "Blue Screen of Death". An error screen displayed on the AMIGA for which a reboot is the only recovery.
I was just about to save my file when the computer gurud and I had to reboot.
guru by M February 4, 2005
Carlos :You broke my new bicycle

Liam : oh, sozzard. *rolls eyes*
Sozzard by M February 2, 2005
Like on of those taco salads you get at the mexican place, except stinky, and in between some chicks legs.
"Yeah, she must've figured I wasn't gonna go down on her cause she had a tuna bowl that would knock out a butcher."
tuna bowl by M January 31, 2005

Spocompton

Slang term used in place of the city named, Spokane, located in North East Washington.

Spocompton is an attempt to make an all white, bitch made city, sound tough, when in fact you just have a bunch of pussy ass middle aged white people who are too big of pansies to live in a real city, but want that "diverse" and "urban" feel to their lives. The worst part of it all is the young inhabitants of Spokane, or Spocompton, seem to think that their city is actually hardcore, when in fact they're all about as hard and big as an 95 year old's penis immersed in ice water (no offense to any 95 year old's).
"Yeah yeah, we's goin down to SPOCOMPTON to score some of that funky shit, yeah yeah."
"You're a fucking dumbass."
Spocompton by M January 31, 2005

fierce tuna bowl 

variant of tuna bowl. Fierce tuna bowls occur when you got one of those athletic chicks (the feminist type that don't shave or at least trim) and they decide to go do some physically demanding activity, like playing soccer or running a marathon. During the activity they drink lots of FIERCE GATORADE(TM) and sweat like fat guys at 10PM when the AYCE buffet is closing. Afterwards, they neglect to wash themselves or their undies, and in fact, leave them on.
A: "So how did he die?"
B: "Well, you know that damn girlfriend of his--always running marathons and all sorts of that bullshit--plus he's a little bitch. Anyway, he went down on her after one of her "training sessions" and next thing you know... Doctors are calling it death by asphyxia, but his family is trying to press charges."
A: "On what grounds?"
B: "Well, they want to get FIERCE TUNA BOWLS added to hate crime laws."
A: "Ohhhhh..."
fierce tuna bowl by M January 31, 2005
My laptop's been choking up pretty badly recently... speed-wise, that is. I'm going to see if I need a defrag or something.
defrag by m January 16, 2005