Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche
by M March 07, 2005
To get completely, hopelessly and utterly drunk or "off yer face". Words and phrases of the same definition include "steaming", or "getting boats".
by m January 26, 2004
by M December 09, 2004
Gothy guy with a girlfriend who has a twat that smells like tuna, but masks it with Strawberry perfume. Is prone to be an ass at all times, is like the cockroach; will never die.
by M March 22, 2003
entirely new experience
by M November 25, 2003
You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.
John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
by M July 10, 2004