Lynn's definitions

crib lizard

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.

"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."

"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."

by Lynn January 22, 2005

clam

mouth (or talk hole)

Shut your clam before I kick your puss off.

by Lynn January 23, 2004

piggy sex

Sex with an obese person.

Tom Arnold must have really liked piggy sex if he married Rosanne!

by lynn September 15, 2004

xvx

vegan straightedge. a lifestyle which includes abstainence from all use of drugs, alcohol, and animal products/biproducts.

Earth Crisis was one of the first militant xvx bands.

by Lynn February 28, 2005

dumbassity

The act of being a dumbass.

The dumbassity of the shopkeep was overwhelming.

by Lynn January 2, 2005

stiffwich

a person with no sense of humor; businesslike, determined, serious-minded; severe, stern; grim

yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there is buzzkilling my evening.

...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.

by Lynn January 23, 2004

pfl

A message board/online forum abbreviation for "Posting for Later"

Oh, shit! I don't have time to read this before work! PFL!

by lynn February 12, 2008