Lydia's definitions
not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.
You're such a spazmatron!
by lydia July 13, 2004

the female genitalia
my milkshake brings all the boys to yard, and they're like it's bettathan yours, damn right it's betta than yours
by Lydia November 21, 2003

when some sick perverted human being ate so many beans that they have excessive gas that stinks up rooms, building, and sometimes even towns with a disgusting stench of bean, raddish, and pigs in a blanket all mixed together!
emma: wouldnt that be cool if... WHAT IS THAT SMELL!!?!?!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.
(5 minutes later)
emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!
jake: i dunno...
emma: did u fart?!?
jake: o yea! that must be it! i just ate a burrito. im gonna have total el beanio!
emma: dude! u already do! holy crap! im getting out of the room...
jake: k.
(5 minutes later)
emma: dude the whole house smells! i cant breathe!
jake: settle down its not that bad.
emma: U HAVE THE WORST EL BEANIO I HAVE EVER SMELLED!
by lydia December 29, 2003

When a woman leaves the home of a man(quite possibly one she met the night before) in the early morning hours; hair sticking out in all directions, makeup half gone, with her undies in a pocket or her purse.
After a night of partying and excessive drinking Cheryl woke up god-knows where with an unknown man beside her and in a fit of regret gathered her belongings as quickly and quietly as possible and crept from the man's home in what is known as the walk of shame.
by Lydia September 28, 2004

by Lydia May 31, 2004

saying or doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with whats going on at the time. or something very stupid that makes no sense...
1. i like turkey dipped in bannana cream pie. can i like ur itch? sure y not, i like monkeys too! for real?! i thought strawberries were red!!! thanks bob...
2. Lydia and Emma
2. Lydia and Emma
by lydia December 29, 2003
