Lunatic's definitions

spiffy

A word used to describe something really unusually great! Like sex with sheep.

Fucking that sheep was just Spiffy!

by Lunatic July 29, 2003

enchantress

A women who is delightful and magical
....Delightful and Magical like a hot steel Dildo

The lovely enchantress shoved her hot steel dildo up Mary's ass

by Lunatic July 29, 2003

Sexeh Minx

Some one who is incredibly Sexeh!

Meh!

by Lunatic July 29, 2003

Tigo Bitties

big breasts

Katie's got some tigo bitties

by Lunatic March 7, 2004

Omnitor

Slang; noun.
1) A tyrant.
2) A lying, cheating, or sneaky person.
3) A dislikeable person.
4) A total and utter bastard.

Also a proper noun.
1) The name of a ruthless tyrant who made grand promises to his people which turned out to be a bunch of stupid lies. Several spoke out against him, but they were quickly silenced. The masses were like sheep at his feet, until he was overthrown by the goodly and noble Suzaku.

Man, shut up! You are such an Omnitor!

What were you doin? Were you spying on me, you Omnitor?!

by Lunatic April 12, 2004

spanky

The Name of the legendary Guardian...Auron's 'Sword'

And Auron lifted Spanky high into the air for all to see

by Lunatic July 29, 2003

schism

An Utouchable Person in Yo Hood. The Baddest MOFO u know. The person u know is silent but deadly

U betta watch out for TIC, what is he the schism.

by LUNATIC May 13, 2005