Luke's definitions

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

by Luke May 27, 2006

wumpus

A large expanding butthole. One may have a wumpus after taking it up the butt or taking a catastrophic dump.

After I pulled my dick out of Jane's butthole, she had an enormous wumpus.

by Luke April 22, 2006

b stock

B stock is a unit that was used as a demo unit/ or display model normally by the manufacturer who then sells it to the retail stores at a lower price who then sells it to the public for a lower price.

We have that b stock item for 750 instead of the usual price of 900.

by Luke April 18, 2006

chronic

High quality marijuana which is then tossed with keif. The result being marijuana which is very sticky when touched as well as having a great abundance of crystals. Commonly after the process of coating it with keif is completed it then is sprayed with RC cola that has been allowed to sit until flat. This causes the crystals to dissolve into the marijuana buds as well as adding a slight flavoring. This process although helpful (as fewer crystals will be lost when you touch it) is not necessary to produce Chronic.

a common misconception is that Chronic is marijuana with cocaine sprinkled on it. Cocaine trading on the streets for 100 dollars a gram for 30% pure cocaine is unlikely to be used on marijuana. When Marijuana and cocaine are induced at the same time the feeling brought about by the marijuana is over powered by that of the cocaine. Further cocaine can not be properly ingested by many of the ways that marijuana is (I.E. a water bong ). for these reasons although possible it makes the thought of ingesting cocaine through marijuana a silly one and at the very least an over priced way of ingesting it.

Roll up that chronic and lets breeze homie.

by Luke December 28, 2005

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005