Luigi's definitions

cugly

Cugly is Cute + Ugly (like fugly) Similar to the French "belle-laid" which is "beautiful-ugly."

Though Marissa didn't like dogs, she couldn't resist adopting her boyfriend Lester's shar pei when he was unexpectedly asked to be a guest of the State and had to give up the pooch. Fideaux was cugly with his wrinkly face and corrugated neck, and Marissa found she loved the rascal as much as that scamp Lester who was doing 10 to 15 for internet scamming old ladies out of their retirement pensions.

by Luigi August 15, 2004

delteated

Deleted. Used with baleeted and del taco.

Baleeted!
Huh?
Delteated!
Wh-- uhh...
Del Taco?

by Luigi June 2, 2003

dope

Slang form of heroine derived from the high dopamine content which is the basis of heroine.

How long you been doin' dat dope, Mr. Charles?

by luigi March 14, 2005

AI

Anal Insert

Mommy, can I buy that AI? I think it should plug up quiet nicely up Bill's Bum.

by Luigi May 19, 2004

Diflucous of the blowhole

Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter

After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

klondike

A cloned lesbian child; a lesbian daughter parthenogenically produced without male sperm, employing the technique of cloning a human cell into a human egg.

Eschewing the turkey baster, Melissa and Ellen sought the services of a tissue culture laboratory to produce a klondike.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

Von Dutch

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.

by Luigi August 6, 2004