Definitions by LudwigVan

Excalibur 

The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.

Honey, I'm off to find the Holy Grail and I'm taking Excalibur with me; call my cell if you need anything.

Excalibur by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

horse 

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.

Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".

horse by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

fiveplay 

Too much foreplay.

If you keep fiveplaying him, he'll keep coming too soon!

fiveplay by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

meyvn 

Yiddish for expert. Also spelled "maven".

He's a real WordPerfect meyvn.

meyvn by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

hang a louie 

Take a left turn.

Hang a louie on 16th St. until you get to the second red light, and you're at my house.

hang a louie by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

Jeezus by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Mongolian Clusterfuck 

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

Mongolian Clusterfuck by LudwigVan December 6, 2003