rape me

Rape Me
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Rape me, my friend
Rape me again

I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it and do it again.

Waste me
Taste me, my friend.

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn
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*Rape Me is such an ace song. One of the best and its not even from the ever-so-hyped Nevermind album.
So if you're one of those people that have Nevermind and think that's all you need to know and hear about Nirvana...then think again and buy some of their OTHER albums (Tip: In Utero- fucking awesome)*
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shitty stick

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.
Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick
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act like you've got a pair

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
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yeeshk

a word used to describe disgust or distaste.
the only way to type that sort of drawback reation.
can be used on msn and in normal face to face conversation.
someone: haha you're having an affair with him

someone else: NOOOO no no i'm not! Errr not him anyway... *yeeshk*
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tictacs

mmmmmmm addictive and the best thing ever invented for getting hyper at the cinema with your best mate and swearing at the little kiddies. (yes we went to see finding nemo!)
also the smell of the box after is crazy ace!
scarily they truly are addictive....
oh yeh they're a tiny little mint =)
oh fuck theres kids in this cinema....bollocks, i mean shit, i mean crap, i mean oops!
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arsecons

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass
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scissor happy

Scissor happy is to be using scissors and then cut something up that you shouldn't (to get carried away)
related word- doodle happy
Why's this sign cut up?
Oh yeh i got a bit scissor happy
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