7 definitions by Luciferous
witnessing an accidental broomstick impalement of your grumpy next door neighbor guy after being chased by an escaped pack of pit bulls from the drug dealer's yard down the street and trying to climb the closes tree but breaking branches and falling all within a moment of less than a minute.....you exclaim: 'Sweetnasty!' OR some one you really dig invites you out to sushi and later to their house to watch your favorite hentai.......
by Luciferous June 24, 2009
1. cross between twerpishness and geeky
2. adjective used to describe one who enjoys telling jokes or making statements that cause those awkward or confused silences
3. a collection of words blurted out when the better thing to do would have been a cough of restraint
2. adjective used to describe one who enjoys telling jokes or making statements that cause those awkward or confused silences
3. a collection of words blurted out when the better thing to do would have been a cough of restraint
.......she can be kinda gerpy at parties......
person 1: tells nasty joke that make most within earshot cringe
person 2: 'way to spew the gerpy, comrade!'
person 1: tells nasty joke that make most within earshot cringe
person 2: 'way to spew the gerpy, comrade!'
by Luciferous June 24, 2009
person (?) 1:'..........gooooooooo.......errrrrr ..........brians.........'
person 2: ahh, I heart you too, zombikins!
person 2: ahh, I heart you too, zombikins!
by Luciferous July 7, 2009
Much the way that Odin, in Norse mythology, is referred to as "the all father" and is arguably the most powerful being in the nine realms, The All Sausage is the mightiest of Dongs. Warriors tremble in fear at the mere sight of this swinging monstrosity as their maidens grow weak in the knees and moist between them. He who possesses the all sausage cannot be stopped.
Yeah Ray almost took that stripper home the other night but I slipped her a 50, went back and got a private dance. I showed her the goods and it was over. She couldn't resist the All Sausage.
by Luciferous December 4, 2015
A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.
(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."
(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"
(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"
by Luciferous July 19, 2019
A crude way to say you received a handjob. Based on different techniques, it makes sense to call it this because of the similar application of torque.
Hey Billy! Tell these guys about your date with Suzie the other night!
Man oh man! We didn't even make it through the previews when she pulled out my fat boy and started wrenching on me right in front of God and everybody! Whew! That was a good old fashioned wrenchjob.
Man oh man! We didn't even make it through the previews when she pulled out my fat boy and started wrenching on me right in front of God and everybody! Whew! That was a good old fashioned wrenchjob.
by Luciferous December 1, 2015
the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.
Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"
Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"
Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"
Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
by Luciferous March 29, 2015