Loxastic's definitions

Soufa Straya

Local slang for the Australian state of South Australia

Kiwi: Hey bro, where you from
South Aussie: Fucken Soufa Straya mate

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Clitterlitter

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.

I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

isobabies

Children, conceived during periods of forced isolation or lockdown.

Nine months after day one of isolation, to the day, the maternity wards were teeming with isobabies.

by Loxastic May 15, 2020

isomarathon

A continuous period, spent in self-imposed or mandated isolation, after the onset of a pandemic, exceeding two calendar weeks.

Lox: Hey Rhys, once you get back to Soufa Straya do you have to self-isolate for a bit, since you were in Germany?
Rhys: Nah mate, it’s way worse than that. I gotta do a fucken isomarathon. Two weeks in Melbourne then two weeks in Adelaide, back to back!
Lox: That’s some fucken bullshit!!!

by Loxastic May 4, 2020

furspective

The ability to feel, smell, sense and experience life from the unique level and experience of your beloved canine or feline fur-baby

I’m a vegetarian, but watching my dog Edie chewin on that pigs ear for six hours gives me some serious furspective on what it might feel like to dig my teeth into the chewy freeze dried flesh of another living thing. It just seems to make her so happy, and I want to feel that.

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Scungie

A whole cigarette, rolled using secondhand tobacco, sourced entirely through acts of sniping.

Hey Damo, give us a scungie ya cheap cunt, I don’t get me dole cheque til Thursday and I just ran out of White Ox.

by Loxastic September 3, 2021

cuntstacle

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

by Loxastic April 18, 2020