Lorg Skyegon's definitions

pigtails

Handlebars for a blowjob

Pigtails are teh sexiness

by Lorg Skyegon July 8, 2005

pirate

1. A person who commits robbery at sea.
2. A music/movie thief.
3. The obvious superior to ninjas, robots, and zombies.

Pirates would totally destroy ninjas

by Lorg Skyegon July 15, 2008

Romance Languages

Languages that formed from ancient Latin dialects spoken mainly in Rome. Languages include Spanish, French, Portugese, Catalan, Langue d'oc, Italian, Sardinian, and Romanian. These languages tend to share many similar structural and pronunciational guidelines and similarly spelled words.

Romance languages are often easy to learn.

by Lorg Skyegon July 6, 2005

loof

A loof is a cross between a loser and a doof.

Donkey Lips Gelfand: I definitely don't want to be a loof.

by Lorg Skyegon June 20, 2006

yeehad

The American version of a jihad, propagated against those Islamists who would desecrate their faith by slaughtering innocents, sending children to die as suicide bombers, beheading prisoners, stoning raped women, and killing apostates.

We need a good old American yeehad

by Lorg Skyegon April 13, 2005

JWMMFC

Answer to the question "WWJD?" in an office setting when someone takes the last cup. Means "Jesus would make more f*cking coffee."

A: Is that the last cup??
B: Yeah.
A: WWJD?
B: IDK
A: JWMMFC

by Lorg Skyegon March 5, 2005

fragile

A French term meaning \"throw hard against a wall\"

Airline baggage handlers know the meaning of the French word \"fragile\"

by Lorg Skyegon April 26, 2005