LordJenal's definitions
Absolute idiot responsible for a wide range of annoying things. He ruined the recipe's of Irn Bru, Lucozade and other well known soft drinks with his dumb sugar tax and furthermore the recipe of Coca Pops. He also banned Turkey Twizzlers in schools for apparent reason. He also forced UK supermarkets to put voluntary age restrictions of 16 and over on energy drinks where people in their 30s are getting ID'd. This man thinks that he is the king of food and drink choices.
Jamie Oliver is an absolute moron who loves ruining people's food and drink choices! When did anyone ever tell him what he was allowed to eat or drink?
by LordJenal April 15, 2023
Get the Jamie Olivermug. Person 1: What you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.
Person 2: Going to Bradford with the boys.
Person 1: What? Yorkshire Blackpool. Oh dear. That's bad.
by LordJenal March 30, 2022
Get the Yorkshire Blackpoolmug. When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023
Get the Secret Sexmug. The act of behaving in a manner that would make you regarded as a snowflake. Namely the act of behaving in a manner that would be deemed over sensitive or easily hurt by trivial statements or actions that has come from another.
That guy over there got really upset when I called him a silly billy. Shouldn't do that, that is snowflakism.
by LordJenal April 29, 2023
Get the Snowflakismmug. An exaggerated way of saying someone in their late teens/early twenties looks young for their age. They may be chance look actually 15 but usually they look a little older than 15 but younger than their actual age.
22 year old: Could I get a litre of vodka please?
Cashier: Do you have ID on you?
Friend: HAHAHA! YOU LOOK ABOUT 15!
Cashier: Do you have ID on you?
Friend: HAHAHA! YOU LOOK ABOUT 15!
by LordJenal May 14, 2024
Get the You look about 15mug. A term often used by YouTuber Callum's Corner. Essentially means to take a dump. That's it. But in Callum's Corner language.
Ay up and welcome to Callum's Corner! I've just had to have a massive bio evacuation this morning. My God it was "discorsting" was that!
by LordJenal October 25, 2022
Get the Bio Evacuationmug.