Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 17, 2023
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Strangeways

A highly secure residential estate in Manchester, England that houses people who have "strange ways" (strange behaviour).
The inmates at Strangeways sure do have "strange ways" of living live.
by LordJenal April 17, 2023
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Spaz Molloyd

A variation of spazmoid. Essentially a stupid person who has no idea on how to behave or does idiotic or annoying things.
What are you doing that for you Spaz Molloyd!
by LordJenal May 21, 2023
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Belmarsh

A top security prison in London UK which holds some of the worst criminals such as murderers, terrorists, pedophiles, rapists, etc... It is the only British prison to have a prison within a prison (a high security segragation unit). It also holds a man who some believe shouldn't be imprisoned there. Namely Julian Assange. He is currently awaiting extradition to the US, only time will tell what happens.
Protesters want Julian Assange freed from Belmarsh Prison.
by LordJenal July 14, 2022
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Scan & Scram

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.
Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.
by LordJenal October 18, 2022
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Fish n' Ships

If Dr Harold Shipman's old surgery in Hyde were to be turned into a chippy. This would be the name.
Let's go to Dr Shipman's old surgery and get some Fish n' Ships.
by LordJenal April 12, 2023
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Verbal Dox

Same as a dox (publishing of personal and confidential information) but done by verbally. It can be done either by shouting, telling people verbally or through a loud speaker or megaphone.
That guy shouted my address out of his window. How dare subject me to a verbal dox!
by LordJenal November 29, 2022
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